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Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!"1st Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"

3rd Hillbilly says: "She ain't got no pecker.

posted by: lightning at 13:20 | link | comments |
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Thank's to Ted D for this one!

A man and a woman who'd never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves accidentally assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. There were no other available rooms.

Even though they were embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,they were both extremely tired, and decided it would have to do.

They each both took a bunk, he in the upper and she in the lower, and fell asleep quickly.

At 1:00am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? It's awfully cold in here."

"I'm cold too, and I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f------ blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

posted by: lightning at 12:21 | link | comments |
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Many thanks to Ted D. for sending this in!

posted by: lightning at 14:41 | link | comments |
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