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Why you won't die a TV Star death

MSN has a rather to the point article today with a dose of reality for everyone. Also humorous.

You can fine the article by clicking here.

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Tuesday Tickle

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!"1st Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"

3rd Hillbilly says: "She ain't got no pecker.

posted by: lightning at 13:20 | link | comments |
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Thank's to Ted D for this one!

A man and a woman who'd never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves accidentally assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. There were no other available rooms.

Even though they were embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,they were both extremely tired, and decided it would have to do.

They each both took a bunk, he in the upper and she in the lower, and fell asleep quickly.

At 1:00am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? It's awfully cold in here."

"I'm cold too, and I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f------ blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Revenue Canada Pencil Sharpener

Many thanks to Ted D. for sending this in!

posted by: lightning at 14:41 | link | comments |
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Colbert for President!

As a Canadian citizen who has no voting rights in the U.S., no vested interests in the outcome of the '08 Presedential Election, and will have very little concerns to deal with over the results of said election, I fully endorse the newly announced campaign of Colbert Report anchor Stephen Colbert. I encourage all U.S. citizens to vote Colbert! For more info go to www.colbertnation.com

If for some insane reason you can't vote for Colbert, like if your hands have been severed, or you are in fact a very intelligent and vote conscious grizzly bear, then at least consider voting for Hilary. After nearly a decade of George W. Bush I do indeed miss the entertaining antics of one Bill Clinton.

posted by: lightning at 08:13 | link | comments |
humor, entertainment, websites, comedy, tv

Comedy Feature

Humor Makes Me Laugh Released March 16, 2007, by Dragonpublishing.net

Humor Makes Me Laugh -- Even When No One is Wearing a Funny Hat will bring a chuckle to every age.

West Chester, OH (PRWeb) March 15, 2007 -- Humor Makes Me Laugh ~ Even When No One is Wearing a Funny Hat, which will be released March 16, is a humorous journey through life's daily joys and tribulations that everyone will surely find a connection with in their own life.

posted by: lightning at 15:14 | link | comments |
books, humor, comedy

Humor Feature

It's only a joke, don't write us angry e-mails.

posted by: lightning at 17:44 | link | comments |
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Humor Feature

*The following is meant for humor entertianment purposes. Not to be taken seriously*

Applying For My Pension

Having reached the age of 60, I went to apply for Canada Pension last week.

After waiting in line for a very long time, I finally got to the counter.

The clerk requested the necessary papers to verify my age.  I looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay, that I had left my wallet on the nightstand in my bedroom. I told the lady that I was sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I'll have to go get it and come back later," I said.

posted by: lightning at 13:06 | link | comments |
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Humor Feature

The following is meant for satirical and humours entertainment purposes only.

U. S. Seniors Retiring To Iraq; Say That's Where The Medicare Money Is, Reveals Newslaugh.Com, The Sanely Funny Humor Magazine, In Its March Fiction Feature

In its March fiction feature, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Humor Magazine, reveals "U. S. Seniors Retiring to Iraq; Say That's Where The Medicare Money Is." Go to NewsLaugh.Com for the complete article. A brief excerpt follows.

posted by: lightning at 13:34 | link | comments |
humor, websites, comedy

Joke Of The Day:

A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

Grandma's minister fainted.

posted by: lightning at 18:12 | link | comments |
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Only In America

This video montage of real 9-1-1 calls in the U.S. was just too funny not to share.

Turn up your sound and click here to download.

posted by: lightning at 14:00 | link | comments |
humor, comedy