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Coming to Theatres February 29, 2008
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The releases of February 22 had a little bit of everything to offer: Action, drama, horror and comedy. After that particular mix, February 29, at first glance, appears bland. We get six new movies, but four of those are limited releases meaning they might not show up in a theatre near you. Do not despair, however because Will Ferrell’s new movie, Semi-Pro, opens this coming Friday thus ensuring it is once again safe to enter your local cinema.
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Semi-Pro
Before the actual trailer was released, we were treated to this teaser and it was all I needed to see to ensure my butt would be in the seat come February 29.
Not counting Stranger Than Fiction in which Ferrell turned in a believable dramatic performance, I run hot and cold on his body of work. For every Elf there is a Kicking and Screaming, and for every Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby there is a Blades of Glory. I’m hoping though Semi-Pro is more Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy than A Night at the Roxbury.
Coming to Theatres February 22, 2008
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In my February 15 installment of Movie Watch, I said the latter half of February was going to be a lot stronger than the first half of the month. I’m true to my word. Three of the four movies hitting theatres on February 22 are going to be worth a look. Let’s take a gander…
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Vantage Point

Eight people witness the apparent assassination of the President of the
Coming to Theatres February 15, 2008
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There are not a lot of new releases coming to theaters on February 15, which is disheartening considering the batch of deadbeats that were released the previous week. To frustrate the mature moviegoer further, three of the four mainstream films being released are for a younger audience. Looks like I’ll be relying on zip.ca to provide my motion picture fix once again.
Definitely, Maybe

Over Her Dead Body released on February 1 was a date movie to avoid. Last week I recommended Fool’s Gold as a potential date movie, one that would deliver relationship comedy and cutes plus a dose of female friendly action. February 15 has the release of yet another date movie, and while it doesn’t have the action of Fool’s Gold it does promise to have better comedy and relationship drama than Over Her Dead Body.
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If you thought the week of February 1 was lean just wait until you get a load of the sludge being shipped into theatres for the week of the 8th. With the exception of three potential limited release gems, the week is weak. You’re better off hitting the local video store and renting some of the films released on February 5, including Elizabeth: The Golden Age, Across the Universe and The Brave One.
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Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights –

In 2005, Vince Vaughn handpicked four stand-up comedians and took them on a 6,000 mile journey to perform 30 shows in 30 consecutive nights in cities across
Coming to Theatres
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January and February are a tough time at the movie theatre.
Dane Cook Coming to

Reported by Mike Gagnon
If you’ve been watching movies lately, you know that Dane Cook has been making waves as an actor. Cook has proven that he has range, starring in slacker comedies like “Employee of the Month” with Jessica Simpson, to darker roles such as a wanna-be serial killer with Kevin Costner in “Mr. Brooks”.
Before Cook jumped to the big screen he got his attention by being one of the youngest, raunchiest, most energetic stand-up comedians of the decade.
A man and a woman who'd never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves accidentally assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. There were no other available rooms.
Even though they were embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,they were both extremely tired, and decided it would have to do.
They each both took a bunk, he in the upper and she in the lower, and fell asleep quickly.
At 1:00am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? It's awfully cold in here."
"I'm cold too, and I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f------ blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.

Many thanks to Ted D. for sending this in!

As a Canadian citizen who has no voting rights in the U.S., no vested interests in the outcome of the '08 Presedential Election, and will have very little concerns to deal with over the results of said election, I fully endorse the newly announced campaign of Colbert Report anchor Stephen Colbert. I encourage all U.S. citizens to vote Colbert! For more info go to www.colbertnation.com
If for some insane reason you can't vote for Colbert, like if your hands have been severed, or you are in fact a very intelligent and vote conscious grizzly bear, then at least consider voting for Hilary. After nearly a decade of George W. Bush I do indeed miss the entertaining antics of one Bill Clinton.
Confusions of an Unmarried Couple
Reviewed by Mike Gagnon

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Running Time: 74 Minutes
Genre: Comedy/Romance/Drama
Meet Dan and Lisa, your average modern unmarried couple. Well, not really anymore.
Dan’s spent months living on his brother’s couch after walking out on Lisa without saying a word. Dan departed from the couple’s home after walking in on Lisa having a steamy lesbian encounter and walked straight over to his brother’s place. During the time at his brother’s Dan has eked out a life of depression, petty revenge, alcoholism and obsession, all the while having his deepest thoughts and feelings recorded by his brother for posterity. Dan’s brother also interviews Lisa about her thoughts and feelings on the relationship, and these insightful and realistically hilarious clips are often fed to the viewer throughout the movie.
At the onset of the story Dan decides to, in his own words, “settle the score”. In reality he returns to the place he once called home and confronts Lisa, who is torn between her guilt for what happened, and her resentment towards Dan for not fighting for her.
While the drama unfolds Dan carries out his plan to regain his most important items left behind in the apartment whenever Lisa isn’t looking, all the while pretending to be there in an attempt to reconcile their problems.
The heated back and forth debate between the lead characters soon leads to a number of explosive revelations and confessions.
Confusions of an Unmarried Couple is at its heart a believable and heartfelt tale that could be taken from the relationship of any random person, all the while still maintaining an admirable level of clever humor, often at the expense of the delicate male psyche.
Although not everyone has walked in on their girlfriend chowing down on another lady, anyone who’s been in a relationship can relate to and enjoy this story. Well worth the 74 minutes of your time.
Stars: 8 to 10
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Rob Corddry Returns to Host 11th Annual Webby Awards in June 2007
Webbys also tap Corddry to emcee first-ever Webby Film and Video Awards.
New York City, NY (PRWeb) March 27, 2007 -- Comedian Rob Corddry will perform double duty this year when he serves as host for two Webby Awards ceremonies, The 11th Annual Webby Awards gala and the first-ever Webby Film and Video Awards this coming June, organizers announced today.
Hailed as the "Oscars of the Internet" by the New York Times, The Webby Awards is the leading international awards for Websites, interactive advertising, online film and video, and mobile sites. The star-studded Webby Awards brings out a diverse cross-section of Internet luminaries each year including past attendees Vice President Al Gore, music legend Prince, Arianna Huffington and the founders of MySpace, Craigslist, and Flickr.
These Bums Don't Stink
Mike Gagnon

Bums
Director: Brett M. Butler, Jason G. Butler
Written by: Brett M. Butler
Starring: Brett M. Butler, Jason G. Butler, Tessa Sproule, Tammy Gerus, Karen Suzuki,
Running Time: 75 minutes
Genre: Comedy
The dynamic indie team-up of the Butler Brothers continues to turn-out top quality independent comedy films.
In “Bums” the pair team up as best friends who have nothing but trouble in their love lives.
Dave (Jason Butler) is in a relationship with the cynical and chronically unfaithful Jill (Tessa Sproule).
When Dave decides that it is time to confront her about her cheating and break it off, Jill flies into a dramatic rage that he has the nerve to stand up to her over her “indiscretions”.